Woolfsie, as she was known to all her peers, was an English novelist with a decided slant toward the uppers and downers … read more
But wait. There’s something you should know. I couldn’t just give you this tale of … read more
But let me start in the beginning. Not in the far beginning, but like, 11:07 yesterday. I was at a local hospital in Boise, St. Al’s, there to get a Tdap booster vaccination and a round … read more
Really.
Answer your spouse’s query about where all the Chunky Monkey went or why you never went … read more
Some nice person that lives just down the street from me has put up a lending library in their yard. Rather, they put it up about a year … read more
All three of you that might be checking this blog for signs of a pulse or holding up a little compact mirror to my slack, blog-jaw, hunting for moisture on the glass, all three of you … read more
*non-sequitur fun
I just returned from a mini-vacation of sorts to see my family in southeastern Idaho and northern Utah. I know. You’re jealous. I’ll take you next time.
I traveled with my mother, CCro and my sis, … read more
Most of them are gelatinous in form, have suckers, squirt ink out of orifices, have technicolor skin bits and, most importantly, possess sharp beaks. Beaks, for fucks sake! And they aren’t birds! … read more
So I got out of the bath and was combing out my wet hair under my heat-vent thingie that, when turned on, smells like burnt toast made of burnt human hair. It was night, … read more